Comedic ramblings for a confused generation (not this one, the previous one. Geez.)
Oct 18, 2008
Although I lost all the really gross pics I took of my post
surgery face when the HD on the macbook croaked, I still had a few
of the post re-constructive goodness on my camera. Here's one
now. Pity; the others were a gory hoot.
Hey, Mr. C, that doesn\'t look so OH, DEAR HOLY GOD! WHAT BACK ALLEY BUTCHER TOOK A MACHETE TO YOUR FACE?! It really doesn\'t look that bad... no, really.
Now you have a battle scar!!!!!!! Valhalla will take you in with pride, and Thor will Arm Wrestle you whenever you want!
And think of all the Valkyrie poon, man! OODLES OF IT!
...cool... ...poor bastard...
But, on the bright side if you get them to do the other side you\'ll have a bloody evil mustache... (how do I insert an evil laugh?)
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