Last round. Pick up the pieces. The conclusion of Relic Skies.

Relic Skies part 9. Hanover squares off against Trent & Landau. Advent is upon us...

Part 8. Hanover confronts Landau, and time's just about up for Nyro. The stars are lining up...

Things are heating up all over. The Account continues...

Part Six. Reyburn's story. And an unwelcome visitor.

Part 5 with a little help from  Thom Campbell http://tontocampbell.blogspot.com/
And Anthony Anselmo
http://www.anthonyanselmo.com/wordpress/

Questions questions...

Account Chapter 4! More questions, more answers!

The 3rd chapter of the Account is here!  Along with a new schedule and a plea for funds...  tekdiff@gmail.com  and checkout what I wanna buy with them here:
www.audioease.com

The Account carries on as Hanover and Nyro look for new clues to the Ave Nova corp.

I'm Back!  The Account resumes! Hanover and Nyro arrive in Baylor to follow the trail of Ave Nova, and meet new persons!  With special guests Thom Campbell, Dan Gould, and music by Bloc Party courtesy of Music Alley
Enjoy!

An update. After far too long...

 An end must come...

Back after a week on the road, and boy is my brain confused.  What road trips are like, celebrity GPS, our evil heritage and the inside scoop!

The 2nd part of the story picks up where it left off.  And gets stranger.  If that's possible...

Well, it’s yet another OTR tribute.  And odds and ends of odds. And ends.

It starts about creationism and goes from there.  Over the time limit.  With bonus material.

Wow. Even I'm not sure how this happened. Office meetings, Chad Blastermann, and a big talkdown...

Kids shows, tech support, Steve's other profession and a Copbeat return.  Among other things...

We interrupt this podcast for an emergency...

Stranger on a train.  And all that kinds a stuff.

Beyond the known returns. And then, well, things get weird.

I take a little walking tour of the land beyond, beyond. All in good fun... or is it?

And away we go! It's the all new season!  Episode 1.  And in spite of a last minute screw up, I got it in on time and everything! Enjoy!

4 YEARS!!!

Update on the first show being finished! Look for more soon!

Happy 2009 everyone!

Merry Xmas, Happy Holidays, and all that Jazz!

The second Account story arc comes to a close.  Enjoy the conclusion! 

Tekdiff Adventure comes to it's inevitably stupid close!

More revelations and the search for a way out continues!

The Account gets postponed 1 week!  The schedule beats me again, but I rise with a short dash of comedy and a look at my ambitious 2009 plans! 

I get all meta and stuff about tha magic of audio.  Nothing intellectual, don't worry...

Next chapter!  Revelations!  Confusion!  Crashing noises!  And Nyro takes the lead!

Happy Halloween!

New chapter.  Little shorter than usual for storytelling's sake.

Although I lost all the really gross pics I took of my post surgery face when the HD on the macbook croaked, I still had a few of the post re-constructive goodness on my camera. Here's one now.  Pity; the others were a gory hoot.

Okay. Construction. Roofers on the roof outside my window and my wife was on vacation.  All adding up to a no productivity week...

I'm sorry.  No show this time. 

HOWEVER: as of this coming week, the street is finished, Sue goes back to work, the roommate (Prof BX) is going to Miami to start a new job, and I have ZERO distractions from then on...YAYAYAYAY!

So! New Account episode for the 26th and a the Halloween special on the 31st, and no more schedule mishaps til the end of the Year!

Oh crap, thats soon isn't it... cripes.

A medical episode! Duh. Ow. My face.

Oh god... the noise... 

    Okay, now then.  They've been resurfacing the road out front for about 7 hours a day now.
  Since Monday.
     Anyway, the thing is, there's no show this week because of the DAMN NOISE.  So I'll be working this weekend preparing for next week's show.  Which I hope to have done before Thursday when the face surgery happens. 
I'm sorry if that plan falls through as well, as they clearly aren't done with their infernal machinations out front.  I never knew a simple steamroller could be so... horribly... horribly... loud...

     I've seen it...heard it... I've watched the very foundations of my home tremble... Just as in the book...
 Alhazred knew...  They must have had road work back then...  Donkey, and mules, probably, but still...

I can see them now.. GOD!  in their orange vests and yellow plastic helmets!  They're coming! 

      Yog-Sothoth save me! The bulldozers!  The blasphemous backhoes!  The shreiking engines!

The window!  The window!

Will somebody close that frigging window, already!  Jeez, I can't hear myself typing over here!

        -Cayenne Chris Conroy,

New show from some new and old material. Transformers Rejects!  An old and a brand new episode.  go to tformers.com for more transformers goodness.
And why this show is off a bit.  I'm not feeling well...

Ne show!  More Adventure, more blood, more horses, more skin cancer...wait, what? The back-up noise...the back-up noise...
And a track from Negativland!

The Account continues!  Our heroes are having trouble getting anywhere and need to stop for the night.  Although rest isn't on the agenda...

New show! Not much to add to that.

Mildly perverted...

New Account!  Here we go again.

A trying week of crazy noise. Whee.
Anyway, I brung the laffs, you bring the chips and cheese!

I did a Transformers Rejects for tformers.com

I don't think it's up yet, but keep an eye out for it.

I'm back!  What's to say.  More comadee....

For the benefit of those of you who don't read the forum page (tekdiff.freeforums.org) here's the update. I went to a sci-fi con last weekend and had a bit of an emotional breakdown (lifelong problems with social and personal anxiety coming to call). Nothing too catastrophic, but I realized I need help if I want to enjoy the remainder of my life. So, I scheduled a meeting with my doctor to set me up with a therapist. Anyway, I needed a week off, and I took it. There will be a new Tekdiff this coming Friday, so don't fret now. And, in case you were wondering, the con was actually a lot of fun. Apart from the crying, freak-out thing I mean. Sorry again.

It's the Fourth!

New Show!  Comm-a-dee!  Frank's adventure!  And some weather news!

The Account, the conclusion of the Waterford Arc! Sheesh. I need a break...

An update of the plans and comedy! Wait for it...

So anyway, I decided to postpone the schedule change for two weeks. Here's the deal; I will be posting 2 short episodes next week, including the conclusion of the Account (or rather, it's first story arc). The following week I'll be taking off, for my 40th birthday and the last full week of June will be the next Tekdiff episode. Then in July I'll begin the next Account Arc. All will become clear. I swear...

Chapter 10! Bad to worse...

Okay, the consensus is in and I'm returning to a Friday release schedule this week. Here's how it'll go: New Account starting on the 6th, new Tekdiff the following week and alternating thereafter. The free form thing was an interesting failure. It started off okay, but the overall quality of the comedy show has dipped (plummeted, actually) and I find it super-hard to first get a head of steam, record, stop, and then shift gears to a different style of episode all in a five day period. Besides, I'm useless on Mondays and so I end up rushing to get something out on Tues/Wed and I get sloppy. Then I need to get a second episode going on Thurs/fri, blah, blah blah...it all feels a bit slap-dash of late. And this past show, while not what I'd call bad, wasn't particularly good either. And if i don't feel proud of my shows then there's no point. I was supposed to be getting better, and It's not working out that way. Also there have been complaints about the shortness of the new episodes not creating a proper flow like before, and people miss the end of the episode personal updates. Those criticisms are spot-on, as far as I'm concerned. So, the comedy isn't as creative and as funny and the Account is getting stale and snagging on story chunks instead of moving forward. And It's leaving me with little time to do other things like correspond with fans, update the site, and just do stuff. So it's back to the 15 min minimum Friday releases. There may be occasional oddball mini-shows in-between there, but it's time to focus myself and get back to craftsmanship again. In fact, I'm actually plannig out the episodes a month in advance, now. Gots me a big 'ole desk calendar n' everythin'. Thanks for your patience, what with me being a flake and all.. Cayenne

Can you solve them?

Chapter 9 is here. The fight is on.

Well, the deadline kicked my ass this week, but all is not lost! Included is a preview of the next Account, and a behind the scenes look at production on the show. It's Sound Design! Enjoy!

The Curse is here. And it's extra cursey.

Chapter 8! Hanover and Ivan re-enter the Mill to try to find Nyro. Plus an update! And stuff. It's an extra long episode!

So the cold has passed, but my voice is still screwed up. I hope to have it cleared up by tomorrow so I can record the Account Ch 8 for Friday. All apologies again. It sucks to have to rely so heavily on something so relatively fragile.

Creationism makes me sick in the chest. *coff coff*

Nyro is gone. Hanover gets some advice, and some back story from Ivan. And we all learn a thing about good intentions...

Well, the latest chapter of The Account is about half done, and was to be posted today... and then the thunderstorm hit. Which, as you may imagine, makes recording difficult at best. Not to mention a hazard for my equipment. So we'll see how long this sucker lasts, and wether or not it goes up today or Monday. -Cayenne

Chad's back! Along with kids these days, and a new feature!

Chapter six and things get a bit hairy. Sorry if it clocked in a a minute or so shorter than the other chapters, but the sound design on this one was a bear.

New serial. Interrupted, Natch.

The Account continues as Hanover and Nyro investigate the remains of one of the Waterford mill buildings. This on also introduces the new theme music I recently composed, and as a point of pride; instead of merely relying on my arsenal of pre-made loops as I usually do, I played the bass and piano parts myself. Cool, no? Okay. I'm not gonna win any awards, but I did it, so I feel good. Enjoy!

Back! Miss me?

Awright. All apologies, but fuck this. Susan's recovering from the surgery and needs me to do everything and needed to go to the doctor today, there's a handyman knocking stuff around in the basement, and the weather, while not sucking as hard as previously feared, still sucks like a pressure pump. Add to that the fact that I've had little sleep and I've been asked to play substitute team member for a geek-fest trivia challenge that we have no chance of winning on Saturday, and I think I'm just gonna hold off on any new material this week. Next week, 3 new episodes if I can help it. Excuse me *ahem* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Update! And then things go wrong...

Here's the Tekdiff Forum!

http://tekdiff.freeforums.org/index.php

Got time for a story? What happened in Waterford anyway?

And whilst you are here, why not join the Tekdiff forums?

I'm a little piqued about something.

Chapter 4 thickens the plot. The arrival at Waterford. And a drawing of Nyro i did a while back. In case anyone was wondering what she looked like. As far as I'm concerned, I mean.

Slip is late for the news. A live remote. The Army. Easter.

Chapter 3. New faces. I got the date wrong as I started it yesterday, but there you go.

Update and ranting!

The newly knighted Sir Phillips gets his gear and tries to catch a bus.

The usual practice. Coming home to mystery, commercials, new police drama, and scientific breakthroughs.

Part one of several. In which our intrepid hero gets an unwanted promotion.

Pastor Ermine gets uncreative.

Here we go, hope this works, fingers crossed and all that.

3rd Anniversary! Correction: LaPhroig is a Scottish Whiskey. A Scottish Whiskey. Not Irish. I knew that, and I got it right on the first take, but screwed it up when I did a correction take. My bad, sorry Scottish listeners, for incorrectly identifying that frightening alcoholic concoction of yours.

My Virus. Let me show you it.

My artistic angst gets the best of me. Plus how authors deal, and how deals are authored.

LEVELGRIND #2 . Games and more games!

The end is nigh.

Another jab at writers. What's up with me any?way

First show of the new year! Woot!

Update. Ugh. *sniff*. Sleepy.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good Night!

3-2-1...Merry Christmas!

It's a shoppin' trip!

Happy Solstice!

A Very Transformerey Xmas! Okay, so the plot isn't terribly original. But, hey! It's Christmas! And Happy Birthday to Anthony Anselmo!

Never in a theatre near you.

What's it like out there?

True dat.

Day 17. Wherein deep meanings are learned.

Whew. Just made it... Question for the ages!

Whew. Some down time.

The conclusion... for now...

Lucky 13 and my stuff is working again. My head is starting to hurt however...

All apologies, but something went ferflooey with my firebox and the show is a little quiet for some reason. Gotta fix something here. Damn...

Um. Part two..? Of..five?

Warning. Story possibly developing...

It's war! Oh hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee Ho!

Holy Crap! Another holiday festival this month? How will I find the time. But worth it to celebrate this guy!

Level Grind reviews and a tribute.

Who puts the X in Xmas? Find out here!

It's day 5! Happy Hanukkah!

Lookin' for a Christmas Tree? Have we got a deal for you!

Day three. Yes It's a parody of a Christmas Carol. Had to be done. But it's got Pastor Ermine & Lynerd in it. Enjoy. Thanks to Greg Daneault for the graphic.

It's Culture Time!

Annnnd, were off! An intro and explanation. If that helps, which I doubt it will.

My first video games related pilot podcast show thing. Is it any good? Who knows? And check back on Saturday and every day there after. God help me.

Oy. The bleak wall of writer's block rises and I crack my head against it. A total failure to mold my own and my listeners ideas into any thing hilarious necessitates a revisiting of the show archives, whereupon I polish up and re-edit re-master and tighten up some classic (i.e. old) material. Well, the beginning bit is new, anyway.. Enjoy.

Jungle Rangers...To ACTION! And uh... stuff. Really this one is on and off the rails...

Happy Halloween everyone! For more fun, go to mothpod.podshow.com

Copbeat is Back! Stone age, more bizzare activities & ninjas, etc, etc. Laughy!

Odd goings on. Cat thumbs, Gameshows, and Movie trailers. And the MPAA dosen't want you to see...Yes, I got the date wrong. I'm an idiot, and what's your point...

Our 600th character approaches, The Joy of Outsider art, PSAs, Church, Bow chicka bow, LBA!

I'm back, a visit to a fabric store, heroes, and ninjas. And now I'm sick. Go figure...

mustacherangers.com

The Jewish new year, non-stereotypes, jaded kids, jaded newcasters, and Jerome hates his big break.

A strangely game related show with a little help from Anthony Anselmo of A Shanty No Lemon to boot!

New show, potatoes. Fear. Comedy.

A marathon of a show. I go double length to indulge you all with a true story and a fantastic Podsafe song! 3 Blind Mice is the musical guest, and we have a visit to a doctor's office, Thomas Pynchon, and my true to life story about Neil Gaiman. Enjoy!

New features. Slip's meds. Jerome's lunch. Jerome's lisence. New TV sit com. Confusion. AND Lynerd's Big Adventure continues! I'm Baaaaaack...

Back fro vacation! Bridge is out! Corporate kids, eye surgery, painting, and wrong things about monkeys...

Jerome goes to a club and then therapy, Jesus is a bit steamed, and I talk to the people on the street And MC/VL Cold Check it!...I'm tired... No show next week as I need a break for personal reasons...

Friday The 13th show! And a new LBA!

Deathly Hallows, yet anothe visit to a doctor's office, courtroom stuff, slapstick on the radio and loose ends.

I'm back from break. And so's Bucky Johansen! Things kick ass, we speak english, and cowboys, and more!

A special last-minute episode as I show off some audio the fans have sent in! Back with a proper show next week! Enjoy!

Copbeat, ads, promos, dentists, new worlds!

Transformers rejects, Michael Bay, Slipp Zippley confronts the issues of the day, and we get very very gay...

Commercial

LBA! Behind the scenes, and Orcs meet Dr Evil Geniuson. Star Wars turns 30 today... Now I feel it...

Lost-traX, Champ the Wonder Dog, and an interview. Call the regular army!

LBA continues, PSA's And a New Copbeat.

I screw up! And the result is the fastest show in tekdiff history. How to survive in the last minutes of the ragged edge of disaster...

LBA! CSI! Dogs! And other sundry adventures!

Coffee, Board meetings, cookies, jobs, kids, cons, cops, art, creationism and more coffee. Just rock me to sleep tonight...

Back from Japan and ready to party. Upgrade alert!

It's Listener participation time!  Arks! Traffic! Offices! Miracles! No show next week as I'm off to Tokyo!  Enjoy!

LBA, Ad campaigns, a song... and my house turns against me... Tha's cold...

Watch it all fall down...

LBA! Aliens! Abductions! Anti-semitism! Plays!

the official Tekdiff character list!

http://www.techoutsider.com/index_files/Tekdiff_Char_List.htm

And Tom & Jerry... charming children's cartoon, or a Zionist Conspiracy.  Or is someone jst an idiot.  This isn't a hard decision, folks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40VFcJTIduw

2 YEARS!!!

A continuation. No not really. Dad's big invention, Lynerd's Big Adventure, Jerome's Big idea, Hollywood's big plans! It's BIG!

100. A look into my future & past. And way back to the beginning..

I pitch an idea to Hollywood. Maps. More maps. And an episode guide.

Lynerd waxes about his hero, Satan has a deal, cheese gets creepy, and of Mice and men. You know who's to blame, right?

A new show with a new setup. Lynerd & Steve bust some copyrights, belly up to the bar and look out for the parade. Fighting computer glitches all the way!

Politics MY way. Which is... really stupid. And art... and again with the gay agenda..

A New Year, a New Episode of Tekdiff! And it's business schemes and Death all around! The Flaming Canadian kind!

Happy Merry Whatever Youse Guys!!!

Uhhhghh... Sick with mucus... Special show... Special tracks, PSAs. I think I fever dreamed this.. Nyquil...

Best Xmas EVER! Dangers of presents, Mailmen, cheese, AA, clowns and Lynerd's Big Adventure. Like bees live inside your head, but there they are.

Woot! Dolphins, Movies. The stuff.. LBA pt 2! Whaoohkeedoohkee! Deadly humor...

Thanksgiving! And Lynard' BA!

Art, PS3, A spiritual Victory, Coming attractions, Jazz, Gunfighters. It's complicated...

All over the map like a drunken cartographer. Coffee nerves, Illegal immigrants, homo butsechs, the usual.

F unfacts, auditions, Pastor Ermine the Elder makes his case, The most dangerous man on the Sea, and A very special message.

Phoning home. The advantages of Podcasting. 24 Hour Action News. Evil Scientist comes to town. Lynerd explains a few things. Drunks. Etc etc.


Hey Troops!  Go give his El Nacho own show HERE!
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Govt jobs, Ghosts, thinking of the children, and Transformers Rejects. And COPBEAT: The Conclusion!

Meds meds meds! A contest of sorts! A noble calling of sorts! British Detectives of sorts. And Mehlman makes a comeback much to everyone's surprise. Of sorts.

Nostalgia, God's chosen car, music, Patrick Swayze, and Lynerd heads South!

Ouch. Where'd that wall come from...

Orcs, headaches, Animal TV, bluffs, more Orcs, therapy, and Lynerd's Big Adventure!

Coffee Nerves, Blame, & more! Crappy jokes need luvvvv!

The Phone system, Eugene O'neil, Drinking problems, Gang Bustahs and Lynerd gears up.

The Listeners Challenge me! I rise! I go back to bed! Misanthropy! Monsters! Bandages! Suicide! TWO-HEADED MONKEY!! FIFTY DOLLARS!!!! Have you seen Pastor Ermine? If so please contact this podcast...

Dogs, shopping, food, Furries, and the good Pastor blows a Gasket.

At long last! A New Promo! Play it on yer Podcast, Please!

A marathon of a show with John Henry as my guest voice! Two guys, Real Estate, Coming attractions and special Musical Guest, MC/VL ( John's band). Plus listener promos! Burmbs awey!

Elder gods, clowns, TV, and you get to know me bettah!

I not sure what brought this on...

All over the place and back again. And Lenyrd gets to be Patriotic.

Ever wonder how I do this? This won't bring you any closer to understanding. CORRECTED!

Sales! Fish! Pants! Eggs! Culture! The Dead! all this and a new Cop Beat! In a curiously subdude mood as well...

What was I thinking?

Fans flicks! PSAs! And our Commander in Chief makes a business deal! Crooks! And some TD fan audio. All this and Lynerd & Pastor Ermine too!

A slight dissapointment to listeners, tales of my youth, improved eyesight, and the all-to-well-sung hero of Hip Hop. All PUT TO THE TEST!

A new full show! With conspiracies, movies, diet plas, Birthday greetings, our movie of the week, and Jerome. What could go wrong? I'm a scientist?

A day late and ten bucks short! The episode my brain, my computer, and everything in between tried to stop.

This one could explain a few things.

A post from the road.  Made in advance with the discerning podcast listener in mind...

Movies, The worst Transformers, ever, and Johnny needs a smoke and A for ADVENTURE!

I Blame You!

A rearrangement of schedule results in disappointed fans and a trip to the basement...

Cop Beat, Bears, and Breakfast for Seniors!

A Geography lesson, Bunny pills, Pastor Ermine gets an explanation, and America's newest Pastime! Some links! RamblingRetardRampage http://elnacho.ramblingretardrampage.com/ Baby Broomstick Web Comic http://www.drunkduck.com/BabyBroomstick Manly Geek http://www.manlygeek.com/blog/

Stuck in Traffic, Comic Strips, another Manifesto, and death. All aboard.

Vibrations, bees, old-fashioned service & news.

I um... Hunh? What?

Nothing to be said

New! Improved?

John Henry and I talk and talk and talk. The pas & Present &future of Tekdiff. Long and rambling and silly. The kind of 2 guys bullshitting show I promised I'd never do.. Don't worry, though. It's still funny.

52 weeks of Stupidity Celebrated! The longest laziest show YET! My gracious fans show a little love!

Pain and Stupidity as we reach the Penutimate episode before the 1st Anniversary!

I be illin'...

The search is over. Last call. Why was this a good idea again?

More shenanigans. The story marches on. Family fun on the high seas, and a fan-fic jamboree!

Our hero votes himself off the Island. And Pastor Ermine & Lenyrd & guest confront the problem of Hollywood...

A quest of sorts. One of my odder presentations...

I Blame the Audience...

Some Podcasts You may enjoy!

 

Chub Creek Podcast

 

Flying Veal Chart Company

 

Journey Inside My Mind Podcast

Happy New Year! The whole thing wraps up and on we go!

Pastor Ermine & Leonard wrap up the Apostle Hour, NYC is under a pall of holiday crime, and I reveal the true meaning of XMAS! Happy Merry Winter Thingy Everyone!

So, here we go again! The war on X-mas marches on! Intelligent humor! The Greatest X-mas special ever! And a little insight to the life of Leonard! This week on Teknikal Diffikulties!

 

 

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Tekdiff goes to WAR! We exit the Matrix and Mink Mink Mink. It the all new show!

 

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Nice and Neat Records is the place for The Birthday Suits!

So anyway, here's the first new show for December! Hit the floor if it's still there! And MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 

A Shanty No Lemon's Anthony Anselmo did a Skype interview w/me Wed 11/30. They're podcast is cool cool cool. Get a bucnh of laffs w/ the gay (and 1 token straight) boys from Colombus OH!

 

Courtesy of Magnatune.com, Comes Falling You's: The Light Between Us. Check it out and pick up some cool music.

Happy Food day folks! Bum raps, Presidential Turkey, and A Visit from Oz.

Yesiree, it's a whole new week and a whole new show.... Drinks in the Big House, Podsafe exclusive song, I take on the record companies and Adam Curry! And I sell my soul to Satan... again... All in!

 

Check out the Chariots here!

New Solo show! Ghost Pirates, Satanic Conspiracy, 3.5 Nerds... the usual.

1st week of November. Solo show! Visit our no-damnation shelter today! Better a day late than never... BUT I MAY BE ON TV NEWS!

Shocktacular Halloween special! The faithful have their say! Male enhancement! The dead speak! And a very special literary Halloween special special. Afterlife special.

The Ghosts of the Departed are annoyed... And Tekdiff takes a new direction. New Solo show! Enjoy!

Games for all occasions! FPS, S-Games! Solo flight! Whoot! Sorry, had to repost , there was a screw up.

New solo flight! Brace for landing! Drama! Pathos! Nurses! Press play!

September goes out, not with a bang, but a silent explosion of a sort. And the history of one of elgland most mysteriously- named sports. John Henry and Cayenne Chris Conroy bring the testify and noise! Enjoy!

A minute or three in Parallel hell, Jerome gets a job, and Mellman gets art schooled! Let's not kid ourselves deries. Another solo job! Whoot!

So, here's the new Solo show from Moi! All different kinds of fun for a glorious September Afternoon/evening. If you'd like to read the original Horned Women fairy tale from Ireland, go here!

Gay truckers! Satan's master plan revealed! Bullets over Hollywood! It can only mean Tekdiff is all new and all SOLO!

Ah ha! I messed up and if you downloaded the 8/31 show on Thursday night, here's my apology and why you might wanna download the show over again... or not...

Zoo Patrol Trilogy, the final chapter! John, Phil and I kick it weird school in perhaps the most disturbing Zoo Patrol yet. Plus: The stockholders meeting convenes! PUNCH IT!

New solo cast! Announcements! Ghosts! Aieeee! The podcast Empire is a follows! tekdiff.com Uncomfortable Questions suegrandys.libsyn.com Channel Surfing Wipeout chansurfwipe.libsyn.com

A li'l 'speriment in uploading video! This here is a film written By Myself, Susan Grandys and David Cummer (3 Monkeys Comedy Troupe). Starring David Cummer, and voices by Cayenne Sue and David. It was Directed , scored, and Edited by Me (Cayenne). It's and MP4 file which should run fine in iTunes, but I'm not sure about anything else... Geez this may not work at all... If you're a fan, please drop me a line at tekdiff@tcintrtnet.net and tell me if it worked.

'Nother solo show! Drink up and duck!

New solo show! UNO!

This week, we present a very special episode of Tekdiff, with me and John Henry...

Last call for July! Kenji sees us out and the Principal has lost his bearings. Fun for the whole family.. if the family is a bit on the dodgy side.

Strap it on for the new show! Another solo jump from me! Have fun a nd clean up this place when yer done!

The mighty return! Okay, 1 week demands no fanfare, but hey, the show is up so tune in and lock on! Some links of interest: tekdiff@tcinternet.net http://suegrandys.libsyn.com/ My wife Susan interviewed me! It's a cool new show which asks deep questions to the average person. It's called: Uncomfortable Questions. Give a listen! check out: http://luckybitchradio.com/ Wanda Wisdom likes me and I like Her! http://garrickvanburen.com/firstcrack/ Firstcrack podcast is a cool show and Garric's a cool guy! And I'm afilliated with these here guys: http://www.podcastmn.com/ The Minnesota Podcasters Group don'cha know...

And the news IS...! No show this week. Sorry, but I need a week off so's I can get some house work done and recharge the 'ol creative batteries. SO! The next new show will be in the que on July 13th! And I promise it'll be a doozy! Also the viability of the video program will have been hashed out by then, so perhaps they'll be a video present for yez all! In case you were wondering, I'm thinking of making a second video comedy based cast, so keep a lookout for news!

So for those of you who's interested, let me clue you in on the sad pathetic present of your favorite podcast and why It's becoming a bit of a struggle to keep my enthusiasm up about doing the show... I've been doing the show since late Feb 2005, and I've seen a slow but steady climb in listenership. However upon consulting with a few fellowpodcasters, I discovered that my #'s were rather obnoxiously low without cause. At the peak of my subcription level, I hit about 2000 listeners a month, whereas other podcasts who hadn't been around as long as mine were routinely getting 3 or 4 times that listenership a week. I couldn't quite fiqure out what to make of this for the longest time. Perhaps the kind of comedy I was doing was of no interest to all but a few people. Several times i thought of giving up, but I wasn't ready to give in just yet. Now, don't get me wrong; big #'s is not my primary reason for doing Tekdiff. I do this out of a love of audio storytelling, and because I enjoy entertainig people no matter how few they are... But, let me be honest, I've never been a roaring success at any of my creative endeavors, and even when I stuck with them I remained cloaked in total obscurity, not even able to get my friends to look/listen to my work when I handed them free copies. I've never known what it is about my personality that renders me forgettable, and i have learned that never is this dismissal personal, but there you are... I shout and no one pays attention. This podcast represents the closest thing to an actual tangible audience I've ever managed to hold sway over for any period of time, and even so It's been an uphill battle to get people to listen in (including my friends). My ray of hope in this scenario was the impending release of iTunes 4.9, which would expose my show to a whole new range of listeners, and would hopefully make the grind of the last 5 months of production seem even more worth it. But, as anyone who's checked iTunes has discovered, no Tekdiff in the directory. All right, I didn't thake it personally, but in my attempt to get my show listed with Apple's killer app, a shocking fact revealed itself to me... SInce I started Tekdiff, iPodder.org has been my primary listing space (though I have signed on with others) and as it turns out, the comedy directory at iPodder.org does not work with any of the iPodder programs except iPodderX. This means that only Mac OS X 10.2 or higher users running the paid for iPodder X shareware program could ever happen across my show by accident from within the aggregator. All mac iPodder users and ALL Windows users were prevented from accessing the list of comedy podcasts from their programs. They would have had to come across me some other way entirely. On top of that, it seems that iTunes uses the iPodder system to updated their listings and lo and behold! No comedy podcasts from iPodder made it if they were listed exclusively there. This means that my show was hobbled from it's inception, with almost no hope of finding an audience, and now, as podcast subscriptions soar, I remain totally unknown. Wait, it gets better. Not only is my fan base not increasing, it's actually contracting at a depressing rate. You see, it seems iPodder X users (where 90% of my listeners came from) have all upgreded to iTunes, and have not resubscribed to Tekdiff. I now have fewer listeners on a weekly basis than I did in the 1st 2 weeks of the show going online. So there you have it. 5 Months of fairly hard work producing a scripted, highly produced program and my reward is, well, nothing. Nada. Bupkus. Well, nothing Except for those of you wonderful listeners who enjoy my show each week. Thanks you so much from the botton of my sticky heart for those of you who listen in and vote and drop me the occasional line and give me a chance. It makes me feel like I'm having an impact and helps to dull the ache of realization that my show is possibly doomed to total obscurity forever. I promise I will continue to do Tekdiff until the ideas give out and my mind dies, which judging by my notes won't be for about 50 years. Keep tuning in, you guys are the tits! (Sorry if I sound a little maudlin here, I'm just a bit crabbed out about all this listing hoo-ha). -Cayenne

Me and John and Phil return for another Zoo Patrol! Welcome to all you iTunes listeners!, Though how you could have found me I don't know. As of this podcast I'm not in the iTunes directory (thanks for nothing iPodder). ENJOY OR I'LL GET MY BELT!

It's back to the Zoo Patrol for Tekdiff! Brand new show with J Henry and Phil Edwards chippin' in. Have a smiley sticker and get the HELL OUT!

HooWhee! New show with a Western Theme... for a bit anyway... whatever... Old Western Radio Tribute is the feature for this week along with other random goodies! John Henry and my Wife Susan Grandy join in for more of said. Enjoy!

Small craft warning! It's the new SHOW! WHEEEEEEE!

HooWAH! God GOD! New podcast! Let it rip! Listen to it and duck and cover! Then send me a message for Dr Kenji! tekdiff@tcinternet.net! also go here! nosewatertokyo.com http://www.podcastmn.com/

The latest round of Tekdiff! Solo flight, so enjoy! More sketch comedy! More fun! More SUGAR! http://www.nosewatertokyo.com/ For all kinds of gifts! I'm with these guys! http://podcastmn.com/

And here we go again. John Henry joins me for another Zoo Patrol outing and I get a little silly by myself. And get your mind out of the gutter you heathen monkeys. Here are some links from last week's show for you: Wanda Wisdom's lovely podcast can be reached here: http://luckybitchradio.com/ Learn all you need to know about Hollywood here: http://www.samandjimgotohollywood.com/ For instrumental sounds go here: http://composerplanet.com/speechless/ and e-mail me here tekdiff@tcinternet.net I plan to update my blog here more often so check back on occasion please!

Hola! The new show is here! Witness to the bearing of my sole! Hoo HA! Cop beat continues and America gets a tribute! Laugh DAMN YOU!

Well, John Henry returns for another in-your-face p-cast! And we sing our new song! It's a lazy sit-com with an unprnouncable name! No! It's a cop show! No! How far can a man be pushed!? Just listen! It'll explain itself. Really.

Here's the new show! Oomp! Wiggy! Hodee hodee ho! Or something...

New show. 26 min bit o' bizzy ness. Goes long to finish up my pretentious audio play. And the 1st 1/2 gets religon. Don't let that stop you, it's funny!

New show. More solo shennanigans. Enjoy!

New show... a little different this week I guess... Solo flight. Be sure to stick around for the word of the day.

Whoomp! Here it iz. The 6th in an ongoing round and round in concentric circles series of podcast-o-ramas. I play solo again, so take a pill and enjoy! tekdiff@tcinternet.net

Yessir its Tekdiff #5! Join John Henry and mesself for an ogre-slaying, Cthullhu summoning, pencil case-vaporizing geekaround renfest-a-go-go hootnanny! This is the dorkiest show in town pt. 1, as we explore H.P Lovecraft, LARP loonies and pop-culture hell! 25+min so forgive the lengthy diatribes! Nerds only!

I fly solo for another almost 17 minutes! Enjoy! and drop me a line at:
tekdiff@tcinternet.net

New show is up and weighs in at a whoppin' 24 mins. With a little assist again from John "Ricky Russian" Henry. John wrote and performed "The letter to the World" bit and The reply. I merely added commentary. We both wrote and performed "Zoo Patrol" The part about mummies was all me.

So, in case anybody is wondering, I used Apple's Garageband to record this here show, which allows me to do all the multilayering of voices and create decent music as backdrop elements. If you want to use this method in Garageband (this method may aslo work in Sony's acid, but I'm not familiar with the newer versions of that program or how it relates to iTunes, which is an essential component of how I work), here's a recommendation for sketch comedy specific recordings. Create each sketch as a seprate song file and export it to iTunes with a file name indicating which podcast it belongs to. When you've got all your files done, create a new song file in GB, and open iTunes with all your show files in a playlist specifically for them (or the default that GB creates will do). Put ITunes and GB's windows right next to each other, and drag the song files from iTunes to GB's track window. Put each of the files in their own new track (just drag and drop them one under the other). Doing this will allow you to easily put sketches in a new order and drop new material in without having to shift everything (espicially the volume controls which don't move when you shift the loops and elements...APPLE, yeah I'm talkin' to you!). Then do all your post production, and do a new mix and export to iTunes and then make an MP3 for up load.

New show!

this is a repost. Had to remix the sound. So it's comedy ahoy! Once again... Sorry.